Miraculous Beat Keeper
How many lives does a laptop have if a laptop could have lives??

As of March 2022, a new dog became Lucretia's Daggers best friend. With Horace Grimsby as its master, LAPDOG was REASONable, did what he was told, and worked like a dog...Until...he...DIED!
Miraculously rising from the dead, our faithful companion has been reborn as...LAZARUS! And THEY are glorious.